50 Shades of Magic Mike….

OOooh, my inner goddess is telling me to go see Magic Mike with the girls tonite.

As a buddy of mine just said, “Time to raise your game, guys!’

What are these middle aged toots going to do with us after the ‘Grey’ trilogy, Magic Mike, and now, Tom Cruise being back on the market. Well, ok, TC not so exciting, but you get my drift.

At least Katie Holmes can start wearing makeup again, and have a somewhat, albeit, very rich, normal life. I guess she woke up one morning and said WTF!!!!!!!??????????? My guess is that happened when she had that baby.   It is pretty easy to be 25 and jaded, because I have been there.

Magic Mike apparently made over $2 million last nite in midnite showings. Who says we don’t go to movies anymore? If it is worth it, we pull on our jammies, smuggle boxed chardonnay in the theatre and watch away.

Review tomorrow-I will not disappoint you.  Pinky swear!

Oh, and bring your copy of Grey.

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Winner Winner…..

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This is an updated post for today October 7, 2012

Winner Winner, chicken dinner.  Welcome to our fave fast get yer husband off yer back dinners.

Ok, we really do not make our own pasta, unless, of course, we have purchased a pair of Louboutin sandals at the Neimans sale.

And charged it.

So, in a pinch, we will help you here, show you how to ask forgiveness, and keep a man’s insides happy.

Because, as my mother has always said, if he isn’t horny, make him a sandwich.

CHICKEN MACARONI CASSEROLE THAT IS FABULOUS!

You know, I do troll Pinterest for recipes.  Who doesn’t?  And then going back and finding what you pinned is a bit of a chore.  I still like to operate from worn out old recipe cards.  But I digress.  I pinned this from the site about a month ago and made it last nite. Holy Crap it is GOOD.  And EASY.  And everyone loved it.  So it gets the Winner Winner Chicken Dinner F51 ‘s First Award for a Food Orgasm!.

Chicken-Macaroni Casserole
By ratherbeswimmin’Total Time: 1 hour
Prep Time: 30 minutes

Cook Time: 30 minutes

Ingredients:

Units: US | Metric

1/2 cup chopped onion
3 tablespoons butter or 3 tablespoons margarine, melted
2 (10 3/4 ounce) cans cream of chicken soup
2 cups shredded cheddar cheese, divided
1 cup milk
3 1/2 cups chopped cooked chicken  (I used a rotisserie bird from the store)
2 1/2 cups cooked macaroni
salt
pepper
1/4 cup Ritz cracker crumbs

Directions:

1  In a large skillet over med-high heat, saute onions in butter until onions are tender.
2 Add in soup and 1 ½ cups cheese; gradually stir in milk.
3 Cook over medium heat until cheese melts; stir in chicken and macaroni; taste and adjust seasoning with salt and pepper.
4 Transfer mixture to a greased 2 ½ quart casserole; sprinkle with cracker crumbs.
5 Bake in a preheated 350° oven for 30 minutes or until heated through.
6 Top with remaining ½ cup cheese and bake 5 minutes.

Let me know if you try it-anything that makes them ALL happy is a winner in our house!

Read more at: http://www.food.com/recipe/chicken-macaroni-casserole-351655?oc=linkback

Too Hot For Spanx

Today is too hot for Spanx.

In fact I think as long as Spanx are in the world us ‘Rubenesque’ girls will be in dire circumstances. Now don’t get me wrong- Sarah Blakely is my hero. She is rolling in spandex pantyhose money and laughing all the way to the ‘toes less’ hose bank.

Teenagers wear it now.  Time for a gut check.  If I have to wear foundation materials under something I own to go out in public, then maybe I should not have put it on in the first place.

This is why skinny women are bitchy and mean.  They do wear this stuff, and they don’t eat, and it’s hot, therefore they are cranky.  I choose to be happy.  And I choose to eat.  Panera. Bread on the side, pat of butter-real.

No one told me that if you wear underwear with this stuff it makes it (your underwear)  roll down and then your situation starts creeping over the waistband and asking for a dinner roll. So you have to go commando with support wear.  Sweat and all.  Makes for a swell day at the office, or mall, or gynecologist.
Yesterday I took  a blogging class with the famous ATLANTA author Hollis Gillespie and Huffington Post columnist Michael Alvear. It”s going to get crazy out here in 51 land . Buckle up bitches……