24 Years of Taking One for the Team…..


This is the requisite Happy Anniversary to my husband, BC (Ball and Chain for those of you unfamiliar with him).

10 Reasons he has stayed married to me for a now 24 years (I know it feels like FOREVER, darlin!)

24 years ago today, in a limo far, far away…….

1. I don’t do his laundry. He didn’t like the way I folded it 24 years ago, and he’s not going to like it now so he does it himself. And it’s all grey. And not my fault!

2. Every birthday and holiday I make him his favorite dish-pan fried steak with gravy, mashed potatoes, mushy green beans and a beer. I pan fry the steak in saved bacon fat. Yep, has not given him a heart attack yet.

3. I TRY to keep the pillows on our master bed (or the workbench as he calls it, heh heh) to a minimum. But it is half mine too….

4. I have only backed in to his truck ONCE. Which is a freekin miracle because he never pulls in far enough in the driveway..

5. I NEVER drag him to a chick flick, neighborhood bunko parties, expensive restaurants unless I have a gift card, dinner with friends with small children, or play mixed doubles tennis with him as my partner.

6. The ONLY time he will attempt to go shopping with me is at Costco. Dragging him to a mall is the death knell of any marriage. And shoes, hide them, the truly do not understand and if they do, they have a fetish, so RUN!

7. I look the other way when he turns back in to a 14 year old with his Gator Frat buddies once a year at the first ball game of the season. Went once. I have my dignity.

8. I understand that his man cave may look like fodder for a  Hoarders show, but I leave it alone and close the door and make sure the kitchen sink is empty because he WOULD divorce me over that.

9. I also understand that every now and then I have to ‘take one for the team’ and act like it’s the best I’ve ever had.

10.  I WANT him to play golf and get out of the house.  I enjoy my little girls trips as much as he enjoys his boys trips. So that when we do travel together its fun and stress free and kid free. I do think he is having an affair with the tool chick at Home Depot. But that’s OK, less work for me…..

Happy 24 years to me and BC.  You are a great Daddy, can fart like a pro, make me laugh and I love ya! What a ride it has been, and now that we BOTH have our AARP cards, and still have all of our teeth,  we can now go to the dinner specials at Denny’s!

Aging has its perks.


10 comments on “24 Years of Taking One for the Team…..

  1. hulte says:

    Happy Anniversary- and thanks for the laughs!

  2. gail says:

    Ahh, fun memories of your wedding….Congrats on 24!

  3. cloverhays says:

    Happy Anniversary! Guess you’ll have to shave your legs tonight. Sorry for that.

  4. cloverhays says:

    Wait. I just looked at the picture again. What the HELL are you wearing? Is there a full sized picture of it? Did you get it from Bill Cosby?

  5. JJ says:

    Happy Anniversary to the craziest couple I know! Congrats!

  6. JoulesDellinger says:

    Happy Anniversary! And congrats again on the Liebster Award: http://pocketfulofjoules.com/2012/09/10/im-a-liebster-award-winner-heck-yeah/

  7. rebecca2000 says:

    Awww happy anniversary. It sounds like kiddos like each other a little.

  8. Happy anniversary! Many, many, many more!

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