TAAHHHH DAAAAH!!!! My Craft Whores Entry! I really stressed over this you PEOPLE! After hearing that the Bearded Iris and The Suniverse were having a competition for the craziest kinky craft I had to enter. I’ve had this box of penis pasta deep within the recesses of my closet for oh, about 15 years and now I could finally use it! So the next time I get together with you girls we will not mix up our wine glasses…..May not be a contender but who cares. I re-puposed some old pasta. And that, my Friends , is green crafting!