No Frikken Way……….

TAAHHHH DAAAAH!!!!  My Craft Whores Entry!  I really stressed over this you PEOPLE! After hearing that the Bearded Iris and The Suniverse were having a competition for the craziest kinky craft I had to enter.  I’ve had this box of penis pasta deep within the recesses of my closet for oh, about 15 years and now I could finally use it!  So the next time I get together with you girls we will not mix up our wine glasses…..May not be a contender but who cares.  I re-puposed some old pasta.  And that, my Friends , is green crafting!


14 comments on “No Frikken Way……….

  1. Allison Askins says:

    I absolutely hyperventilate when we go in that store … but I confess I am grateful that this is a place where we can shop for my 13-year-old without mortgaging the house. And, yet, because you are speaking truth about the disintegration factor, I may need to reconsider my buying strategy …

  2. Debbie says:

    Damn I’m old! Is that female?

  3. Oh. My. God. Bwahahahah!!!! But shouldn’t you have used TWO pearls? Just sayin’ . . . 🙂

  4. Gail Moore says:

    I was thinking it needed an entire string of pearls…but then I realized that we’re all older now…hee hee hee

  5. Did you use glitter on the penises? Because that is awesome. Ellen

  6. thesuniverse says:

    AHAHAHAHA! Now I’ll never have to wonder which glass is mine. BRILLIANT.

    Thanks so much for entering!

  7. thesuniverse says:

    HAHAHAHA! Now I’ll never have to worry about which glass is mine. Brilliant!

    Thanks so much for entering!

  8. WOW! Those are the prettiest glittery penises I’ve ever seen! Wait. That didn’t come out right.

  9. logyexpress says:

    I bought Tetris wine glass charms from an Etsy seller for a friend one Christmas, but the bastard never sent them. Perhaps it was just a sign that I should wait for glittery penis wine glass charms?

  10. I love penises, especially these little tiny sparkley ones! I have some Hello Kitty pasta that I can’t bear to eat. Perhaps we should meet up … Pussy and Penis charms anyone?

  11. you know, that’s a party favor that everyone can appreciate. all men secretly think that their ardent manroots sparkle, like some kind of damn light saber of desire…you’ve nailed this one, i’d say. so to speak

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