Congrats to me. I have been doing this blog thing since the beginning of July and truly enjoying getting all this quirky shit out of my ADD addled brain. Been holed up in thar awhile.
Hope you are enjoying it too.
Anyhoooo. One of the fun things I have discovered about this bogging thing is seeing what folks on the internet are searching and how it hits my site.
There are quite a few disturbed pervy peeps out there–and I know I have probably disappointed them when they landed here. So for shits and giggles I have made a list, so far, of the search terms that show up on my stats page that I find totally hilarious, and, uh, creepy:
- 1. I want the kind of head injury where I wake up and Channing Tatum tells me he’s my husband (good luck with that honey…)
2. Channing Tatum Pony (he has a PONY??? I didn’t know he liked horses.)
3. Paul Ryan Shirtless (got that one, oh, and he has an Eddie Munster hairdo…)
4. Sour puss face gymnast (that’s YOU Makayla…)
5. Do olympic gymnasts go commando (seriously-I have never even considered this to be important, but makes ya wonder….)
6. Diapers on teenagers (I have written about me eventually in diapers, but..)
7. Makayla Maroney ass (she has a donkey????)
And my NUMBER ONE FAVORITE: Drum roll please…..
There’s a mermaid in my bed sex tape !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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