We are reluctant to reveal dark secrets in families, but I have found that once you get it out there, and release it to the world, you feel much better…
Here is ours
The above ‘designer accessory’ is on the shelf in the man cave. Fights have ensued before on where to feature these guys, bought in Mexico by a drunk young pilot on an off weekend from the base.
So my answer to this designer accent is this:
I think she would look great in pearls and a ball gown.
And one day, when I win the lottery, I think I can get a buddy of mine to sell me this:
As you can see, when you get in midlife, you certainly aren’t trying to impress your friends and neighbors anymore. You are just trying to stay one step ahead of the Department of Natural Resources.