The world’s largest festival of nerds was held in Atlanta this weekend and I was planning on going with my buddies to photograph freaks and such. I asked on Facebook on Friday (during the cocktail hour, of course) what should I wear to the event. This is the convo that followed (barely edited for effect):
Susan: I don’t know I was kinda hoping you’d pull out the vajayjay costume! Damn I wish I was closer I’d go with you!
Me: I’d kill for one of those right about now….
Brent : >palm plant<
Susan : Don’t you just know they’ll be available at a Halloween store near you real soon! Wonder how long it takes that crate to arrive from China!
Gail :Go as Honey VaJayJay and wear the crown as part of the outfit
Me: OMG Gail this is better than happy hour!
Gail: Be the princess of Vag
Susan: Hahaha Gail I love you! Hey MAP can you bring her with you next month???
Gail: Make sure to spray some dust on the costume since you are Princess of Vag of A Certain Age
Me: That’s QUEEN of Vaj to all of you peasants
Brent: make it spray glitter
Gail: Can I join your royal court….We can call ourselves the Mad Vagjers
Susan: Ew snap! She told us! Lol
Me: Just you people wait……
Brent: that’s it.. i’m refraining… I am on hold with my therapist
Susan: Oh God you know the gauntlet has just been accepted! This is going to be monumental!
Me: We can be the HAPPY HOO HAAASSS!
Brent: LOOK.. they are on sale… 2 for the price of one…(link to one on sale on Amazon, for god’s sake)
Brent: and look.. you can follow by have an chasing inflatable penis costume…(another Amazon link)
Susan: OMG the crate from China got here quicker than a letter to Atlanta!
Brent: nope.. that’s not gonna work.. stay on track.. were talking about vajayjay costumes.. not the usps..
Me: OMG–me and BC-we can go as a COUPLE!! On Halloween–how sweet–Look Mary we found our costumes!
Susan: Still the furry vajayjay in MAP’s blog is better. More three dimensional.
Me: Well I can buy a coupla pink boas to glue around the edges….
Me: And I think BC should go as the vag and I should go as the penis…just saying…
Susan: Nothing like a woman with a glue gun!
Brent: OMG..you could go as Abbey and Britney….
Me: Brent you are a sick sick dude…It’s why we are friends…..
Brent : **innocent…** and see i was going to make a string comment but i thought that would be over the top.
Susan : I need friends like yours in my life!
Me: Just created a new blog-The Happy Hoo Haas and it will be launched soon!
Gail: Make sure your vag is v-jazzled for Halloween…get out your glue gun
Gail: If you’re happy and you know clap your…..oh never mind!
Delph : Just wear your synchronized swimming outfit!
Gail: Happy Hoo Haas theme song….’Our Lips Are Sealed’ by the GoGo’s