AMC had a Walking Dead marathon this weekend. 16 and I watched the whole thing including the Talking Dead special Sunday night. I am obsessed with this show.
And that is really head injured considering I am not in their target demographics and I hate :
-Scary Movies
-Blood, guts, guns, spurting brains and internal organs, bulging eyes
-Depressing plot lines
-Apocalyptic plot lines
-Moaning and screaming unless it’s porn
-Bows, arrows, buildings on fire, blowing up stuff
-Bugs and decapitation–unless you decapitate the bug, then I’m okay with that……..
And this show has all of the above and more, and is on cable, and as I said, I cannot get enough of it.
I started watching Walking Dead because a good buddy of mine’s daughter played Sophia, the darling little girl who, in the second season, got chased into the woods by zombies, hid for a while, then walked off. I wanted to check her out and this series because I was hearing so much about it. She is an awesome little actress. When she disappeared, I messaged her dad about it and asked where she was and his comeback was ‘well, today she is in school.’
Sophia Peltier
Haha very funny.
So, watching that story arc and finding out what happen became an important part of my Sunday evenings.
And I also figured out that zombies and women in menopause are remarkably alike…..
-They stagger around looking for something to eat constantly
-They act like they are in a daze full-time
-They do not care what they look like
-They moan quite a bit
-Their hair would scare any mother
-When they get pissed, holy shit watch out! Well, they are always pissed…
-Their clothes are horrendous and do not seem to fit properly. Seriously, when I become one I better have on my Miss Me jeans and my Tory Burch flats…
-They walk around like they are in one constant hot flash
-They eat their children
-They eat their husbands
See, told you I was hungry….
The Young and the Zombieless, All My Zombies, The Bold and The Zombies — all rolled into one show–SQUEEEEE!
Therefore, the real problem out there in WD land is really that menopause has gone viral.
Could happen. . .
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I’ve always been a horror/zombie fan and absolutely LOVE The Walking Dead! How cool is that you “kinda” know Sophia? Very cool I might add! Great post!
The ONLY reason I watched it was because of Madison being in it-and boy did I get hooked! Now I want to do one of those Zombie Runs that look so hilarious!
LMAO If you do it, please get video! That would make for an awesome vlog! 🙂
[…] With the onset of the Menopause Zombie, the lack of estrogen, and all the other fun stuff that goes with aging, I am more ADD than I have […]
How am I just now seeing this one? I’m not a very good stalker…
The fact that you despise everything that is in the show, yet can’t get enough absolutely cracks me up. It really is hard to stop watching, isn’t it? I’m looking forward to the latest episode tonight.
HURRY UP BEDTIME!
Was that an episode or WHAT?
YES! I hate it when they leave me hanging like that!
I’m only a PMS zombie. We eat chocolate and shamble through the tampon aisle of the drug store moaning.
Love The Walking Dead. Tell Madison she did great. I cried when that thing happened.
Haha used to do that but now I moan from eating too much… Little Maddie was so good. She’s going to be on Nashville tomorrow nite I think
Today, I went to the beach front with my children.
I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old
daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She placed the shell to her ear and screamed.
There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!
never watched it, now i will!
Thanks to my father who told me on the topic of this webpage, this website is genuinely amazing.|
This is hilarious!
Glad you enjoyed it! And it’s all true lol